Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wow - 2014

I had totally forgotten about this log - well - depending on how I feel - I may or may not continue it - we'll see

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Soon...

A change of venue and of lifestyle

For several months at least

film at 11

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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

and another interresting period of time has passed since my last visit to this well-neglected monologue du net.

It seems that the Muslims haven't quite managed to leave the 14th century behind, stoming about the planet as they are currently doing, setting fire to random Danish embassies in an uproar of righteous indignation over a dozen cartoons printed in the fall of last year. Cartoons that most of these dusky idiots have probably never seen, even if they could understand the language they were printed in.

It seems that we of the west have violated yet another of their sacred tenets in printing the likeness of mohammed, and even worse, portraying him as the prophet of a religion based on violence and bloodshed. Now, given the characteristics of your regular, every-day muslim on arab street, this isn't as far-fetched an idea as it mighty seem. If there is one collective group on the face of the planet, who can be pointed at and charged (successfully) of fostering and fomenting discord, violence, and terror in the streets of the western civilization, it is most certainly the muslims. Time and again we are presented of tales of muslim suicide-bombers killing themselves and assorted innocents. We are regaled with videos of muslim 'freedom-fighers' chopping the heads off of westerners they have kidnapped.

In the light of this I set a challenge to the global muslim population.

If Islam is all about peace, enlightenment, and free-thinking...

HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING SHOW US!!!

Come on, put aside the religious fervour, put aside the war-like posturing, and put aside the guns. Prove to us that Islam is better than Western Secularism, but do it with the VIRTUES of islam, not by trying to overrun us with idiots willing to blow themselves up, and certainly not by trying to hold us hostage to your collective howling at the gates.

It is a very dangerous road that you currently find yourselves, you preach jihad against the west, and we in the west pretty much ignore it. Until, of course, you manage to blow something up over here. Be very careful in that respect. The west is like a very large bear, slow to anger, willing to do WHATEVER it takes to win, and very hard to stop once roused. Right now you have a priviledged position in that you haven't managed to alienate everyman. Once you do, you may well find yourself with a holy war the likes of which you have never contemplated, one which you will never even hope to live through, let alone win. The firestorm will be impressive.

So do us all a collective favour, try dragging your asses out of the 14th century and try to at least get a little closer to the present day. Yes this does mean modernizing, embracing the seperation of chrcuh and state, and having to deal with women (but at least they smell nicer than the average goat)

otherwise be very careful on what you wish for, as you may well get it.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

time to link my vanity site into here, even if it's just to get the site to float a bit higher in google

http://www.andrew-haigh.com

yes, folks, this humble blogger of little to say and less to care about is Andrew Haigh, himself

if you like what you find in the gallery and would like to obtain decent high-res framed reproductions, just drop me a line and we'll arrange everything

ttfn

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Well... it has certainly been an eventful 24 hours,

I finally finished watching 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe', sat through 'King Kong' and talked to my brother (whom I've not spoken to for 6 years).

TL,W,&W turned out to be a lot more enjoyable than I had first thought. It started slowly and seemed to be going nowhere, but then turned a corner halfway through the film, picked up the pace and conluded in a manner that left me looking forward to the next installment of the franchise (and I do think there will be another installment).

Of the xtian motif that supposedly runs through the book, I was only aware of it because my attention had been drawn to it by the media. Had I not been made aware of the subtext I would have interpreted Aslan's death and ressurection in a more primitive light, considering it to be more reflexive of the dead and dying king mythos, or the day's journey of Ra through the 12 hours of night. I certainly didn't think it overbearing and in-one's-face, and cannot see little kids getting the hint at all.

King Kong was something else, a film of bloackbuster proportions that will make Peter Jackson a wealthier man. It had the feel, at times, that it was very much like 'Titanic', but instead of a giant film who's star was a giant ship, this is a giant film with a giant ape as it's star. I found it to be superior to the DeLaurentis film, and, in many places, it paid homage to the original, both in camera angle and the 'feel' of the special effects.

Indeed, in some places it was as if several varying styles of special effect were all rolled into the same frame, competing, as it were, for the attention of the audience. It could've been lame and looked cheap, but, like a cheese and chutney sandwich, the rather unexpected combination worked for me, and I rather enjoyed the contrast between full-blown CGI and rotoscope animation.

The only thing I didn't particularily care for, was Jack Black bottling the best line in the film. Seriously, he could've delivered the final line 'no, twas beauty that killed the beast' with a bit more style and panache.

But, the one thing that may have serious implications for me in the long run, was the phone call with my brother. Perhaps I should avoid the phone after having a few pints after work, but I didn't, and was rather surprised to hear his voive coming down the phone. It took a moment for him to realize who it was, and I know he's going to have a lot of thinking to do about it. But I felt it was time for at least one of us to re-open the lines of communication. 6 years is far too longfor brothers to not talk to each other. Hopefully, things will begin to warm up between us again. Not that I expect things will ever get back to what used to pass for normal, hell, I certainly hope not as it wasn't great back then at all.

A few things I did glean from the conversation were of interest though. It seems that I may well have been lied to for a long time by someone I thought I could trust. I am going to have to do some investigation, but it sounds like my kids may no longer be living on SaltSpring, and, instead, are living in Quebec with their mother's family. Perhaps they are only there for christmas, perhaps it has been a lot longer, I don't know. But, if I discover that this is, indeed, the case, I know one person who is off the christmas card list.

But, it seems, that my kids are in contact with my nephews, and tell them about life back east. Couple that with my brother telling me that they spend a week on saltspring every year and have yet to see the kids there, and my curiosity is piqued. Sure, they may not have run across the boys for many reasons, the main one being how mad their mother is regarding me and members of my side of the family, but I have to ask myself this, why would my brother lie to me regarding this? It gains him nothing at all. As to why the person who may have been perhaps not lying to me, perhaps not fully disclosing the truth would be closer to the reality, well, I know what this gains her. And if this is the case, I am incredibly upset about it. However, further investigation is in order to determine the veracity of the statement recounted last night.

anyway.... back to the bitmines and the overwhelming feeling of shock and awe

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

truly hilarious.... my tentative blog, with a couple of choice keywords, ends up floating high than any other (accurate) page when searching for my ex-wife's name

lol

/trolling for aliens dejanairo bartin colin margaret janet alan iain zachary gavin sean ann asuncion la paz tihuanaco tipon pisac titicaca detroit louisville san francisco

and uberwhoot I'm actually hitting page 2 on google when searching for me by name

right arm deranged!

Friday, November 04, 2005

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